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Terrorize your girlfriend

BenvMaanenBenvMaanen Member
in Ideas & Suggestions
Hello All 

Since i get homey from my girlfriend as christmas present i'm terrorising herr.

A few examples:
- Lights turn on/and off in the bedroom when i am at work and she is asleep. By facebook messenger
- Turn off the TV when she is looking at the terrible vlogs ( Enzo Knol /Monica Geuze)
- When she sleeps on the couch. Let home speak: Wakker worden! Wakker Worden! ( i have got a nice video of it haha)

But have any off you got the same evil mind?

Please send me any suggestions.  >:) 



Comments

  • keverjeroenkeverjeroen Member
    So you want to decrese the WAF? I want to increse it.. 
  • BenvMaanenBenvMaanen Member
    So you want to decrese the WAF? I want to increse it.. 
    No i'm looking for more opportunities to terrorize her  >:) 
  • swtttswttt Member
    There are better ways to get rid of your girlfriend :tongue:

    For example, introduce her to  @mruiter
  • AthomeyAthomey Member
    You could just break up with her, if she's so horrible? If you think the confrontation is too much for you to cope with, you could have her murdered. Or do it yourself, but then the chance of being caught is higher. But it IS cheaper to do it yourself. Hope I was helpful. 
  • BenvMaanenBenvMaanen Member
    Athomey said:
    You could just break up with her, if she's so horrible? If you think the confrontation is too much for you to cope with, you could have her murdered. Or do it yourself, but then the chance of being caught is higher. But it IS cheaper to do it yourself. Hope I was helpful. 
    She is not horrible, i don't want to kill her, only terrorize ........ 
    Otherwise this topic called, how to get rid of my girlfriend.
  • PeaoPeao Member
    Let Homey play  (via Chromecast or Soundboard) in the middle of the night and flash your Hues in red >:)
  • swtttswttt Member
    @Peao Oooh nice one, will use it as an alarm in the bedroom :smile:

    @BenvMaanen What about a floodsensor in the shower. When detecting water turn off a power plug of the heating system. So she gets a cold shower...
  • BenvMaanenBenvMaanen Member
    swttt said:
    @Peao Oooh nice one, will use it as an alarm in the bedroom :smile:

    @BenvMaanen What about a floodsensor in the shower. When detecting water turn off a power plug of the heating system. So she gets a cold shower...
    Thank you!  >:)
  • Fire69Fire69 Member
    Not very cool to use the present she gave you against her! :tongue:
  • swtttswttt Member
    edited January 2017
    Or use a door sensor on the fridge and everytime she opens it play "I like big butts" by sir mixalot
  • swtttswttt Member
    Automate your doorbell and ring it random when only she is home...
  • swtttswttt Member
    When she is sleeping on the couch, flood her phone with push messages that say "wakker worden" as well

  • swtttswttt Member
    Seen this one somewhere here on the forum, but play the star wars tune when she gets home (presence detection)

  • DieterKoblenzDieterKoblenz Member
    BenvMaanen said:
    - Turn off the TV when she is looking at the terrible vlogs ( Enzo Knol /Monica Geuze)
    Homey should definitely have a built-in vlog killer.  Not only should it turn the television off, it should also deny access to the television until the owner comes home.
  • DieterKoblenzDieterKoblenz Member
    swttt said:
    Seen this one somewhere here on the forum, but play the star wars tune when she gets home (presence detection)
    Funny. I have that for my mother-in-law.  ;)
  • jeroenbos22jeroenbos22 Member
    edited January 2017
    My homey plays the imperial march from StarWars and ledring lights up purple When homey detect here coming home  o:)
  • OpenMind_NLOpenMind_NL Member
    Interesting case for psychologists. Men who intimidate their wives ... often has something to do with uncertainty, resulting in claiming a dominant position.
  • mruitermruiter Member
    @swttt thanks for the compliment. yes i have the looks but @caseda has the name.
    Thats casanova in muppet style.
  • swtttswttt Member
    @mruiter Caseda the wizz only uses magic to impress girls..with awesome z-wave drivers.



    And since he is a wizard, he can enlarge things with some awesome kamasutra spells.
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