Terrorize your girlfriend

BenvMaanen

Hello All 

Since i get homey from my girlfriend as christmas present i'm terrorising herr.

A few examples:
- Lights turn on/and off in the bedroom when i am at work and she is asleep. By facebook messenger
- Turn off the TV when she is looking at the terrible vlogs ( Enzo Knol /Monica Geuze)
- When she sleeps on the couch. Let home speak: Wakker worden! Wakker Worden! ( i have got a nice video of it haha)

But have any off you got the same evil mind?

Please send me any suggestions.   

keverjeroen

So you want to decrese the WAF? I want to increse it.. 

BenvMaanen

keverjeroen said:

So you want to decrese the WAF? I want to increse it.. 

No i'm looking for more opportunities to terrorize her   

swttt

There are better ways to get rid of your girlfriend

For example, introduce her to  @mruiter

Athomey

You could just break up with her, if she's so horrible? If you think the confrontation is too much for you to cope with, you could have her murdered. Or do it yourself, but then the chance of being caught is higher. But it IS cheaper to do it yourself. Hope I was helpful. 

BenvMaanen

Athomey said:

You could just break up with her, if she's so horrible? If you think the confrontation is too much for you to cope with, you could have her murdered. Or do it yourself, but then the chance of being caught is higher. But it IS cheaper to do it yourself. Hope I was helpful. 

She is not horrible, i don't want to kill her, only terrorize ........ 
Otherwise this topic called, how to get rid of my girlfriend.

Peao

Let Homey play  (via Chromecast or Soundboard) in the middle of the night and flash your Hues in red

swttt

@Peao Oooh nice one, will use it as an alarm in the bedroom

@BenvMaanen What about a floodsensor in the shower. When detecting water turn off a power plug of the heating system. So she gets a cold shower...

BenvMaanen

swttt said:

@Peao Oooh nice one, will use it as an alarm in the bedroom

@BenvMaanen What about a floodsensor in the shower. When detecting water turn off a power plug of the heating system. So she gets a cold shower...

Thank you! 

Fire69

Not very cool to use the present she gave you against her!

swttt

Or use a door sensor on the fridge and everytime she opens it play "I like big butts" by sir mixalot

swttt

Automate your doorbell and ring it random when only she is home...

swttt

When she is sleeping on the couch, flood her phone with push messages that say "wakker worden" as well

swttt

Seen this one somewhere here on the forum, but play the star wars tune when she gets home (presence detection)

DieterKoblenz

BenvMaanen said:

- Turn off the TV when she is looking at the terrible vlogs ( Enzo Knol /Monica Geuze)

Homey should definitely have a built-in vlog killer.  Not only should it turn the television off, it should also deny access to the television until the owner comes home.

DieterKoblenz

swttt said:

Seen this one somewhere here on the forum, but play the star wars tune when she gets home (presence detection)

Funny. I have that for my mother-in-law. 

jeroenbos22

My homey plays the imperial march from StarWars and ledring lights up purple When homey detect here coming home 

OpenMind_NL

Interesting case for psychologists. Men who intimidate their wives ... often has something to do with uncertainty, resulting in claiming a dominant position.

mruiter

@swttt thanks for the compliment. yes i have the looks but @caseda has the name.
Thats casanova in muppet style.

swttt

@mruiter Caseda the wizz only uses magic to impress girls..with awesome z-wave drivers.



And since he is a wizard, he can enlarge things with some awesome kamasutra spells.